Of course, the favor of a Goddess is not gained for free, or by mere trifles. No, there are MANY things I require from slugs in My servitude, if they wish to bathe in My Divine light.
But you're simply pathetic, a lowly, basic, organism it's beneath Me to even command. No, you don't deserve My guidance, you must earn it.
Benevolent as I am, I don't require you to slay dragons in My name....no, no, I have provided a much simpler method to tribute Me.
If you wish to be in My Royal service, which of course is a Dream for swine like yourself, you must be sure you're dedicated with your mind, body, soul, and FIRST, your wallet. An introductory email must be sent to pannaforgold@gmail.com. Please keep it brief and let Me know your name, interests, and contact info, with links to your profiles if you have any,
Upon receipt of this email with a MONEYPACK included, I will use the confirmation number to transfer funds into My account, and then we will begin charting the course towards your life in My service. The Moneypack is REQUIRED for Me to acknowledge you.
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